Happier

Being more happy then happy.

you make me more happier then anything in this world

by Lancer4848 December 16, 2008

happsturbation

(n.) the act of masturbating not because you're sexually aroused, but because you're just so happy you have to touch yourself.

Jamie: what are your plans this afternoon?

Carla: you know, I'm having such a good day I think I'll participate in some happsturbation!

by Happy Slappin May 2, 2014

Happibanez

The state on which a person or any living creature is so happy that the feeling is similar to a million orgasms taking place all at once.

Dude, I met this chick earlier from sales and BAM! I had huge happibanez. HORSESHIT!

by The Mayor's Driver September 26, 2011

Happified

I am happy and satisfied at the same time.

Today everything is going well. I am totally happified.

by rgille July 30, 2012

Happenable

A thing that is able to happen.

He said it will never happen. Buy i believe it's very happenable.

by Thestanfan April 12, 2019

happier than a queer in a pickle factory

To describe happiness or excitement about an event. In relation to a fag's excitement over working in a pickle factory.

Ex: "Chad: I WON THE LOTTERY!"

"Chad's Wife: thats great hunny how do you feel?"

"Chad: HAPPIER THAN A QUEER IN A PICKLE FACTORY!"

by PseudonymBoomerFaggot64 September 11, 2019

Hampstersexual

Typically a man, with outrageous sideburns and mustache, who is a really non-discriminatory sexual tyrannosaurus. Nothing is off limits, in particular dogs, rodents, mechanized equipment, furniture, its all viable as a receptacle for the pent up sexual energy of a Hampstersexual.

Do you see that Dale Earnhardt looking fellow eyeing your dogs posterior? Man he is a real hampstersexual!

by Big Bad Lord Humongous May 10, 2020