Clam Hammer

The female equivalent of a teabag.

As Greg slept with his mouth wide open, lexi took it upon herself to clam hammer him repeatedly.

by .sucram. July 11, 2016

Watersnake and Hammer

When a male starts masturbating without an erection, much like playing with a watersnake. Upon arousal, he then uses a hammer to beat the erection back to a flaccid state. These steps are repeated until bleeding and ejaculation occur simultaneously.

It's Watersnake and Hammer Time!!

by <EMP>TiNy March 22, 2008

Alabama Hammer

The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!

"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 13, 2009

Speakers Going Hammer

When one's speakers are reminiscent of construction and/or home demolition. This term is coined by a gentleman named Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, who is from the native land of Chicago.

...because I got my speakers going hammer, BAMMER BAMMER BAMMER

by a.m. in the p.m. December 10, 2010

Taco Hammer

A Penis. Yes, a penis.

Screan screamed in terror when I pulled out my thick purple Taco Hammer.

by Ryan Preston December 10, 2004

mc hammer

A Scottish tool for pounding on things.

Aye, Connor, hand me that mc hammer, I've gotta drive a nail inta this piece a wood.

by Frisco Pete October 26, 2007

hammerblasted

More than drunk. A state of intoxication that exist in those few BAC decimal places before unconsciousness. Really, really, really, drunk. Motor skills will severely degrade. Eyes may operate independently instead of in tandem. You may not be able to locate your pants the next day.

Bob was really hammerblasted last night. He parked his car in the living room and slept in the garage.

by vince Meleco January 21, 2008