hold my hair

What one gay man says to another gay man when observing something that makes him want to vomit.

Gay #1: Girl, did you see those shoes on Maggie?

Gay #2: Yuck! Hold my hair.

by Willyummm July 31, 2010

hold me closer tony danza

Hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. This is when I think the words to an Elton John song is "hold me closer tony danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend's true stupidity at any moment in time. After your friends say something stupid you just say "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

An example could be after your friend says something like Oh my god your lawn has stripes" when really your lawn only had "stripes" due to a shadow. After they say that you say, "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

by Kiki Marsh July 31, 2006

Hold and Poke-her

Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Poke-her.

Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Hold and Poke-her.

by authOOr August 25, 2006

hold down

antiquated, admonishment to hide marijuana from public view (as a lit joint).
northern california, 1980's

The teen passenger was taking a hit off a joint as they drove through an intersection. The driver yelled at him, "Hold Down!"

by Yogurt (aka Puddin' Cup) November 11, 2010

Hold this l

When your nibba just done fucked that it just became sad

Bruh just..... smh just hold this l

by Wolfnigga427 March 13, 2018

hold smoke

To cause grievious injury involving the use of a firearm (often a shotgun).

Person one: "Meet me at the spot if you're really on this then!"
Person two: "Are you mad? You and you gang would hold smoke ."

by CapoMK December 8, 2016

Hold your nellies!

A modern variation of the classic phrase "Hold your Horses".

Sounds better when said with a cockney accent although it is not nessecary to create the desired effect!

Used in any situation to incourage patience

Statement - "Hurry up"
Reply - "HOLD YOUR NELLIES!"

by Mike and Nick May 15, 2008