Dry heaving

When somethin stanky

*dry heaving cat*

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Turtle Heading

When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.

Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!

by Paytonglaser April 12, 2017

heading south

while giving oral sex to your partner you start licking their asshole

she was heading south on me

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Pre-heating the Oven

For men: like sloppy seconds, except the girl you're about to bang was with another girl immediately before you. Opinion is divided about whether this improves or detracts from the quality of your subsequent experience.

Don't worry about it man! She was just in there with Crystal pre-heating the oven for you, go for it!

by xag February 13, 2011

hearing aid

The sexual act of repeatedly thrusting a penis through the gauge of a female's ear.

"Hey chuck, i can't hear you. Would you mind getting my 'hearing aid'?"

"No problem honey."

by Chucko Okcuhc March 27, 2009

bobble heading

In the act of extreme drunken sex the person on top is riding you so hard your head is bobbing like a bobble head while trying to keep conscious.

Jay: My neck is killing me

Justin: Why?
Jay: I went over Alyssa's house an it ended up being bobble heading night.

by Jason Gracia May 17, 2014

heaping piles

hemorroids, tongue-in-cheek, sarcasm for waiting around.

I've got heaping piles from the comment 'good things happen to those who wait'. Constipated?

by Jesterscrystal July 20, 2009