Gutter Skank

The Gutter Skank, as previously pre-supposed is an unfortunate individual whose actions/beliefs/appearance has forced them into the status of said title. These folk generally take abode in gutters; although some have been found lurking in enclosures such as the open garage or broken dustbin. The gutter skank professes a love for metal tasting objects, and for the grimy leaves found at the kerb in the Autumn months. This explains the heightened appearance in the season. Gutter Skanks are resenting of small children and will strike with force and animosity given the chance. They are exclusive from society and rely on the exchanging of blood for food as survival. It is often said that the term "mud-blood" taken from the popular novels by a not so popular author was derived from the worthlessness of a Gutter Skanks blood. This pittance is the cause for the dying out of this once plaguing race, now there are only two remaining. To rid yourself of a possible infestation of Gutter Skank, you must implement the use of giraffe semen in your everyday life e.g. using it as washing up liquid.
Symptoms of a possible infestation are namely the putrid smell of vomit and burning flesh, and the disappearance of valuables, food and babies.

Oh dear, there is a Gutter Skank a yonder

by breakfast1 February 2, 2009

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