Equatorial Guinea

Due to the oil industry, it is the richest African country but it has one of the poorest average populations in the world. This is because the national leaders hog all the money to themselves. It is also the only African country that speaks Spanish. Its capital (Malabo) is on a tiny island (Bioko) far away from the mainland (Rio Muni). It's also really hot down there. Not to be confused with Guinea, Guinea Bissau, Papua New Guinea, Guyana, French Guiana, the island New Guinea, or the guinea pig.

ITS ALL ABOUT THE OIL AND THE DICTATORS DOWN THERE IN EQUATORIAL GUINEA!

by CallingAllTortoises April 15, 2019

Carraroe Guinness

Carraroe Guinness is a group of tough lads from the town of Carraroe. These lads aren’t to be messed with and can make the women wet.

I wish I were like the guys in Carraroe Guinness

by TTVRAPTOR69 January 14, 2020

Liu Guanyou

The sweetest, cutest, most beautiful person in this world. ACE. Dance. Sing. Rap. So adorable. Need to be protected. His smile lights the the entire universe. The best of the best. Liu Guanyou, ni shi zui bang de! Duan Xingxing’s cuddle buddy.

Liu Guanyou is the love of my life, I ‘m going to cry 🆘 He stole my heart and my breath

by dontcallmebymyname June 9, 2021

guinea pig

Clean rodent with no visible tail. Strictly vegetarian. Comes in large variety of colors and hair styles. Sheds hair at a fast rate. Like humans, it cannot produce its own vitamin C, so must take it in it's diet. Lives 3-8 years. Usually very friendly and affectionate. Makes a wide range of noses, from squeaking, purring, chirping and chattering. Their mind control powers are pure fiction. Really.

What are you squeaking about, Kiki? I already feed you earl... MUST OBEY THE PIG. YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND, EMPRESS KIKI.

by fred-of-fred December 22, 2004

Guino

a person that has a gangster name. but not nescessarily a gangsta...
prounounced the name as g-no
really cool
really hype
really tight
sporty
and added his name because his friend KHOI his name is in this site

Look at guino

by GUINO November 30, 2003

Guin

1) n. A penguin, but more specifically, one that has sexual connotations.

2) v. To perform fellatio on a penguin.

3) adj. (guinly) something quin-like or guin-related

That guinly chick is a total whore. GUIN ME! Look at that guin sittin up on that bar.

by Alex Gunderson January 1, 2008

Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

by I Seymour April 25, 2009