What we white people, contrary to what the degenarate soc-med culture thinks, don't exactly seem to have.
by Sexydimma June 5, 2021
Get the White guiltmug. Blow Job Guilt is when a guy spends anywhere between an hour or half a day begging his girl for a blow job, gets it, and then feels guilt afterwards.
Normally it goes in three stages:
1) Initially requesting the blow job and getting turned down.
2) Begging and pleading.
3) Turning sour, childish, or even angry after some time.
She finally gives it to him, and he feels bad when he realizes that he feels really good afterward and she is visibly upset/disppointed/feels used/feels like a cheap whore.
Normally it goes in three stages:
1) Initially requesting the blow job and getting turned down.
2) Begging and pleading.
3) Turning sour, childish, or even angry after some time.
She finally gives it to him, and he feels bad when he realizes that he feels really good afterward and she is visibly upset/disppointed/feels used/feels like a cheap whore.
GUY: Hey baby, why doncha go down on me?
GIRL:I've got stuff to do, and I don't feel well.
GUY: Aw come on, baby.
(twenty minutes later)
GUY: Hey baby, come on, come on. Youre so hot, and it's turning me on. You know I love you.
GIRL: I think I have a fever, and I'm still upset cos my grandma died yesterday.
GUY: Aw come on.
(twenty minutes later)
GUY: Shit, how come all my pals get it whenever they want but .. what the hell.
GIRL: Look, I just don't feel like it, okay?
GUY: Aw what the hell. I guess you just don't love me even after all I do for you. Shit.
GIRL: Okay, okay fine!
(after he finishes)
GUY: Hey? Hey baby? What's wrong? You okay?... Hey you hungry? Hey how bout I take you to McDonalds like I've always been promising you.
GIRL: (thinking) Oh he's just got blow job guilt.
GIRL:I've got stuff to do, and I don't feel well.
GUY: Aw come on, baby.
(twenty minutes later)
GUY: Hey baby, come on, come on. Youre so hot, and it's turning me on. You know I love you.
GIRL: I think I have a fever, and I'm still upset cos my grandma died yesterday.
GUY: Aw come on.
(twenty minutes later)
GUY: Shit, how come all my pals get it whenever they want but .. what the hell.
GIRL: Look, I just don't feel like it, okay?
GUY: Aw what the hell. I guess you just don't love me even after all I do for you. Shit.
GIRL: Okay, okay fine!
(after he finishes)
GUY: Hey? Hey baby? What's wrong? You okay?... Hey you hungry? Hey how bout I take you to McDonalds like I've always been promising you.
GIRL: (thinking) Oh he's just got blow job guilt.
by miraeja October 5, 2007
Get the blow job guiltmug. A Jewish Guilt Trip is the course of action taken upon a Jew when one feels they need to get there way. a Jewish guilt trip is more powerful then anything in this universe and can be very dangerous if not used correctly. Jewish mothers use this power quite a lot. These are performed best by Jews.
classic Jewish Guilt Trips
speaker 1-"hey are you going to eat the last bagel?"
Jew-"oh no go ahead take it"
speaker 1-"you sure?"
Jew-"positive, go right ahead enjoy"
speaker 1-"you sure?, cause it's ok, really, like i don't really want it"
Jew-"no it's fine, sure i haven't eaten in days and could probably die, but please, enjoy"
speaker 1-"oh no i can't, here have it"
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"what i come all this way, and you offer me nothing to drink, nothing to nibble on, what kind of hospitality is this? I assure you if you had traveled the distance I have i would have a nice spread of snacks for you"
speaker 1-"hey are you going to eat the last bagel?"
Jew-"oh no go ahead take it"
speaker 1-"you sure?"
Jew-"positive, go right ahead enjoy"
speaker 1-"you sure?, cause it's ok, really, like i don't really want it"
Jew-"no it's fine, sure i haven't eaten in days and could probably die, but please, enjoy"
speaker 1-"oh no i can't, here have it"
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"what i come all this way, and you offer me nothing to drink, nothing to nibble on, what kind of hospitality is this? I assure you if you had traveled the distance I have i would have a nice spread of snacks for you"
by Roni Goldburger February 23, 2009
Get the Jewish Guilt tripmug. Yeah, see? I fucking told you though, did I? I said "Hey, leave me alone. I'm just trying to have some fun here. I don't necessarily want these people associated with me (directly). That was in response to the first allegation of plagiarism. That what did you say, stupid? Huh? What did you say? You said, "Nah, Plagiarism again." And now fucking look at you. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Hym "Remember that? I said that, apologized in advance to stephen and dink and them.... And now this. Right? I mean... If it makes you feel better you got a pretty good speech out of it (THAT YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR) but yeah.... Guilt by association. That's why. I tried to tell you and you didn't want to hear it. Now look how stupid you look. I don't need to know you. Just because you live in this highly curated bubble where nothing you don't want to exist, exist; does not mean that I have to preserve you're little solipsistic garden of eden by going away for your convenience."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
Get the Guilt by associationmug. The guilty feeling a person experiences when they understand the advantages their privilege has given them in life but are not so privileged so as to far enough remove them from society so that they do not understand their privilege
The main reasons people are charitable activists at Russell group universities are excess free time and middle-class guilt
by slythermetimbers May 22, 2016
Get the middle-class guiltmug. To faff without any pressing obligations.
NB There is disagreement as to whether the guilt-free faff is possible on the basis that faffing can only be done when there is something more important or pressing to do.
NB There is disagreement as to whether the guilt-free faff is possible on the basis that faffing can only be done when there is something more important or pressing to do.
I have finally finished my assignment and can have a guilt-free faff about on the internet.
It was raining outside and his meeting was cancelled so Doug decided to rub one out in front of the TV and generally have a guilt-free faff around the house.
It was raining outside and his meeting was cancelled so Doug decided to rub one out in front of the TV and generally have a guilt-free faff around the house.
by Holamigos October 25, 2009
Get the guilt-free faffmug. When one consumes too much pumpkin spice throughout late-August/early-September. Consequently, one feels guilt since it's not even the start of official pumpkin spice season (it is typically still warm out at this time), and said person is already tired of the pumpkin spice flavor.
On September 5, Bobby and Mike reviewed their portfolios at Starbucks. When the cashier recommended Bobby try the Pumpkin Spice Latte, Bobby felt a wave of Pumpkin Spice Guilt crush over him. Bobby replied, "No thank you, I'll get an iced tea".
by thatcrazyoctopus September 14, 2021
Get the Pumpkin Spice Guiltmug.