guido

A man of Italian-American descent--or at least claims to be--who spikes his hair straight up, goes tanning every single day, plucks his eyebrows, and talks in a shitty New York accent. Some of the most vile humans to ever walk the earth.

Me: Hey, do you know where the bathroom is at?
Guido: Who da fuck are you lookin' at? I oughta kick your ass ya fackin kweeyah! I take 'roids bro, ROIDS!
Me: What a fuckin' guido.

by Chris2626 May 17, 2008

guided crackhead

A crackhead (or other person of violent, irrational behavior, such as a crystal meth addict) who is intentionally given information as to where a particularly choice/valuable target may available by theft or armed robbery. The implicitly or explicitly intended victim, however, may be someone who it is known will be home at the time of the assault, to be disposed of before the valuables are taken. In this manner the crackhead is used as a 'fire-and-forget' weapon, like a guided missile.

Having grown tired of her middle-manager-husband's extramarital shenanigans, Mrs. Lane set a guided crackhead on him, and then raked in a significant insurance haul while she played up the "grieving widow" publicly.

by DoomRooster February 4, 2008

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

best science fiction book ever, part one of The Hitchhiker's Trilogy in Five Parts

Still waiting on the movie.

by Shawn E. April 18, 2003

gilder

Adjective meaning low-class, unkempt, prone to or resembling the product of inbreeding. Etymology: originated in Granville, NY, in reference to the Van Gilder family.

Do I need to change for dinner? No, I'll just go dressed like a gilder.

by Jonathan Victor Hall January 11, 2008

Guido

A man of Italian decent, who, after he has finished snorting obnoxious amounts of cocaine and fist bumped holes into your wall, would like nothing more than to take a power dump on your couch to assert his dominance and convert your daughters ez-bake oven into a tanning bed for his dick. Traditionaly a guido's goal in life is to make trashy classy.(i.e. designer wifebeaters). Guido's have often been described as a gym rat/date rapist with class.

Guy 1: " Bromeo have you heard from Tony B"
Guy 2: " Ya I was at his house yesterday. He just sat in his chair and did nothing but use his shake weight for 2 hours while maintaining that " it's not guy unless a guy actually splooges all over your face." And only then because it could ruin ones spray on tan."
Guy 1: " What a guido."

by dslice1234 January 2, 2012

guildtrip

When your online friends are all doing things and, like, you're not, and like they say "You totally should join us..." and you like feel bad about it... That's a Guildtrip.

That Pasty Unicorn is offline on raid night! We should totally Guildtrip them into joining us.

by Grijn December 10, 2019

Gilden

of the guild, refering to goldmiths,siversmiths and the like. Alsorefering to a"soft"person.

Chris is a gilden. (Chris is soft/not manly.)

by mrmegahurts June 23, 2009