Garnard

Someone who is of less intelligence, physical ability, and social ability than the regular male

Willem: Did you pass your test?

Micheal: No, I failed it

Willem: Wow, try harder next time you Garnard

by DogCatMouseWoofMeowSquak May 14, 2017

guangliang

The hottest man alive. He puts all rafflesians to shame. His masculinity makes women swoon and men tremble. Bow down when you hear his mighty name. Also known as a religion.

Woah? You’re a guangliangist too?

by hipmaniac March 9, 2018

Guanciale

Probably the best bacon in the world

Bro: Hi, shall we cook Carbonara with guanciale?
Dude: Sick bro, I am a sucker for the best bacon in the world.

by Starbecks November 29, 2018

Garner

A Garner is a person who acts like a little bitch. As a kid, a Garner can be heard shouting "I'm telling!" at any injustice or breaking of a rule. As an adult, a Garner is still a liltle bitch. They often tattle tale and avoid confrontation with other adults.

A Garner tends to think of themselves as above others and expects the world to cater to them. This, of course, is because they are more intelligent than everyone. A Garner will be the first to tell you how wonderful they are.

"He's a real Garner, ran right to the boss to tattle but didn't talk to me. "
"She's a Garner, you have to do it her way because she thinks she knows everything."

by Uratroll September 23, 2020

Guan Yi

smart kid, usually the person who beats u in every subject as well as non-curriculum subjects.

Person 1: gee.. this kid is such a Guan Yi
Person 2: yeah I am really jealous of him

by g.u_an._.y.i May 26, 2022

Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

by ravenutter September 8, 2013

Greasy Garnet

Greasy Garnet is a Garnet with really Greasy hair

Greasy Garnet has Greasy Hair again

by SpagAnesess March 20, 2019