GLIZZY GOBBLER

A PERSON WHO SUCKS A LOT OF DICK AND HAS NO GAG REFLEX

MYY GF IS A GLIZZY GOBBLER

by BIGTIDDIEBISH November 23, 2020

cock gobbler

One with an insatiable penchant for performing oral sex on a man. Best used to deride another person who's really, really irritating.

"Tim sure is a massive cock gobbler."

by M. James August 15, 2003

gobbler

When a girl is so skinny that her clit hangs out of her vagina.

What the hell?!?! That skinny bitch has a gobbler! Disgusting!!

by fukmaster312 December 31, 2006

RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER

A red headed whore that loves to gobble on the knob (head of a mans cock) until he explodes in her mouth as she gobbles up the goo.

I'll take the brunette, you can have the RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER.

by Homey D September 18, 2010

Turkey gobbler

When you take your lovers ball sack and fashion it in such a way that it dangles from your chin, and then you yell gooble gobble as you eat his asshole which is covered in various Thanksgiving Day foods such as mashed potatoes or cranberry sauce.

Dude, Uncle Ted gave me a turkey gobbler. Hes such a weirdo!

by Trevtrev69 December 26, 2010

Gobbler

A practical joke where the joker allows his scrotum to get a nasty bright red sunburn, then drapes it over a sleeping/drunk victim's nose, where it resembles a male turkey, then snaps several pictures to humiliate the person when they wake/sober up.

Dude I gave Lloyd a serious Gobbler last night when he passed out!!!

by lasexoristo July 6, 2006

grubbler

1. an adjective to describe delicious food.
2. a connoisseur of the finer things in life(i.e wine, beer and the best local food available) similiar to child star Winny the Pooh.
3. A person with a sizable tummy that should be rubbed like Buddha. It is said to bring good luck in many Eastern Asian cultures.

Max: That grubbler crippled me, you are definitley a grubbler, Grubz!

Ian: Dude rub the grubbler flubber tummy blubber. Its good luck dude. Monks have been doing it for years in Nepal and shit.

Max: I know.

by thedefinitionofzegrubbla February 5, 2010