grease the griddle

Using any impromptu, closest available, not labeled as a lubricant, lubricant as a lubricant during ass play.

"Eve, we dont have any astro-glide, but we have olive oil."

"Just grease the griddle, Adam."

by dirtydirtydirtydirtymind666 December 14, 2013

El Paso-Gridley High School

In 2004 El Paso and Gridley high schools consolidated becoming the EPGHS Titans. El Paso and Gridley are rural communities in the midst of corn and soybean fields. The two schools were rivals for decades before becoming one entity.

My best friend went to El Paso-Gridley High School and he’s the smartest person I know!

by Dontbedumb November 25, 2019

Griddle

to be griddled is to be in a zone that only drugs can take you to. Often referred to in wishful thinking and joking around. It is a point of maximum enjoyment, pain, frustration, and anger. Picture your mind on a frying pan and imagine that the juices are being extracted once they reach their dankest point. Can either be a good thing or bad.

"My mind is griddled"
"I would like to make a mcgriddle sandwhich out of that sex puppet over there."
"Griddle me up and drench me with your succulent juices."
"Griddle Slam!"

by Peaks January 19, 2006

Griddy

"hit the griddy"

jamal hit the griddy

by wwddprf June 24, 2022

griddle

One man in couple, ties string to bacon (or other meat product) encourages partner to swallow said product whole. Then proceeds to commence with the brown love. At point of climax string is tugged, eliciting gag reflex, causing sphincter to contract. Resulting in smily faces all round.

Rui really enjoyed being griddled by the master.

by Rui Wang November 21, 2003

Gride

A guy bride, basically a gay guy

Guy 1: You're such a gride

Man 1: You're gonna grow up to be a gride

by MAN #2234 June 16, 2009

Gridash

A revolting stench that comes from the Anus of an ugly person.

Do you smell the gridash on that person?

by Babidi February 18, 2003