The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Get the Grease Trumpet mug.A grease daddy is similar to a sugar daddy, but who instead provides you with hamburgers and other greasy foods instead.
Girl: Hey daddy, I'm craving some Mickey D's. Can you pick me up?
Grease Daddy: Sure baby, I'll be right there!
Grease Daddy: Sure baby, I'll be right there!
by omrizhaki January 26, 2019
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Get the Grease weasel mug.Someone with no life. They prefer online interactions with females than talking in person. Can be found playing online multiplayer games, trying extremely hard to make up for the fact that the E Thot they sent $300 to won't date them.
Grease Neck: "Ok dude, so what if Alinity won't let me be her boyfriend and rub ber feet. At least I went 46 and 2 running the M4 and 725 shotgun on piccadilly"
Normal human: "Ok grease neck"
Normal human: "Ok grease neck"
by SweggingBeats December 18, 2019
Get the Grease Neck mug.A social event involving multiple people dumping their fresh cooking grease down the kitchen sink in an attempt to clog the pipes. The first person to successfully clog the pipe wins. This event involves music, dance, and drinking in addition to the grease dumping.
Person 1: Yo, we're having a Grease Party at Greg's place. Bring your freshest cooking oil!
Person 2: Bet, I just made some fried chicken 2 hours ago!
Person 2: Bet, I just made some fried chicken 2 hours ago!
by LucastheChi August 20, 2022
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"Im gonna cook her favorite meal before i ask her to go to the game."
"Im gonna cook her favorite meal before i ask her to go to the game."
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