gravity poisoning

Euphemism for death by falling, usually implied to be murder. Compare lead poisoning.

Several Russian journalists critical of Vlad Putin's regime have died of "accidental" gravity poisoning.

by kittythecatty January 21, 2019

Gravity

when you fall for a person and you realise that you’ve fallen on the person instead , yupp that’s the work of gravity.
discovered by sitting under a tree.

me: i fell for her
friend: no dude you fell on her! it’s called Gravity

what comes after that is embarrassment

by lady a la gaga May 3, 2021

Gravity

Gravity is the one thing, that whenever you feel lost, would pull you back in (Even when you really don't want to)

Sheldon Cooper: Gravity, though art, sometimes a heartless bitch.

by Bou3lam July 5, 2018

Gravity

Gravity is a force of nature that keeps things to the ground and us ever wonder how we jump that’s how.

Person 1: you know what gravity is right?
Person 2: of course I know what gravity is I’m not dumb
Person 1: … ok

by cmk2309 April 16, 2022

Gravity

A force that draws certain individuals together. Similar to fate, or destiny.

Do you believe in 'gravity'?
That there might be a reason why you tripped over me, of all people?
Are not all meeting a form of 'gravity'?

by Do you believe in gravity March 25, 2024

Gravity Boarding

Cruising around on your board, while stoned out of your mind.

"Yo dude wanna go gravity boarding later??"

by TJdoesdie May 30, 2015

that's gravity

This is what you would say to someone who droped a ball in sports, typically lacrosse. Used in a sarcastic manner.

*Drops pass*
"What are you going to do, that's gravity".

by ......:.......:....:.....:.... December 12, 2016