butt golfing

You insert the golf tee in your partners butt, while they are balancing on their head, you put a golf ball on the tee. You then scream FORE and you whip your cock out and you slap the ball with your dilly dangle.

Brittney wanted to get freaky, so we went butt golfing.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016

golf-gasm

That euphoric feeling after making an excellent golf shot. Can range from a crooshed straight drive, to a heat-seeking long distance putt.

After a crooshed straight drive

"Good ball Johnny"-Seanzirelli

"Thanks bro, that drive just gave me a golf-gasm".-Johnny

by Jonny_23_Athlete August 4, 2014

Poo Golf

When you swap varying stories and images of different poo you come across with a mate, often through text messaging. The poo may be one of your own, or some random dog turd you came upon on the footpath, as an example.

This is clearly a boredom game.

Person 1 : "What are you taking a picture of that cow pat for?!"
Person 2 : "My mate and I are playing poo golf. He'll love this one!"

by Bebo Fabula June 19, 2015

Anal Golf

When a male has his penis inside of a females anus, then proceeds to insert his testicles into the females vagina simultaneously.

“John told me he got a birdie last night when he played Anal Golf with Janice”

by AnalGolfPro March 13, 2019

mini golf

1. The slang (code) term for describing the act of making out or kissing.

Billy: Hey man, i totally went mini golfing with Sarah yesterday.

Jimbo: Nice dude, right on!!!

by Derka and HelmUt September 28, 2005

hillbilly golf

A game played with PVC pipes connected to make four rungs; the goal is to wrap a length of rope with balls attached to either end to one of the rungs of your opponent's PVC setup.

I was at a party this weekend and we played hillbilly golf on the lawn. Cletus lost an eye.

by snowcaps March 8, 2009

Disc golf

A fun scapegoat to hang out with buds and smoke buds. Played by a range of all ages with the same determination to play a game in nature and get lit enough to jump of of a friends 2 story house in the process, often improving the skill of which one plays.

Dude I just got a call from Mary...wanna go play disc golf?

Eric: Hey bro, wanna shoot some discs today?
Tom: Sure bro, but don't forget the visine this time.

by Bahtsy June 13, 2008