prison golf

The act of sticking you big erect penis in between a guys testicles and then proceed to stroke it like you are having intercourse.

Me and Tyrone were prison golfing last night in the laundry room

by My nigga weslee December 5, 2017

butt golfing

You insert the golf tee in your partners butt, while they are balancing on their head, you put a golf ball on the tee. You then scream FORE and you whip your cock out and you slap the ball with your dilly dangle.

Brittney wanted to get freaky, so we went butt golfing.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016

Poo Golf

When you swap varying stories and images of different poo you come across with a mate, often through text messaging. The poo may be one of your own, or some random dog turd you came upon on the footpath, as an example.

This is clearly a boredom game.

Person 1 : "What are you taking a picture of that cow pat for?!"
Person 2 : "My mate and I are playing poo golf. He'll love this one!"

by Bebo Fabula June 19, 2015

Glizzy Golf

A round of 9 or 18 holes of golf where each golfer must suck down a glizzy/pocket dog prior to teeing off. If any player refuses, they're out. Vomiting is generally allowed, as long as the player had fully ingested the glizzy before puking it back out.

The losers must each buy the winner a glizzy back at the club house to celebrate (or any other previously agreed upon prize -- such as a round of hotdog water vodka shots, or hotdog water slushies)

"Nice round of Glizzy Golf boys; love getting a round in at dawn before it gets busy. Let's hit the patio for a shot of vodka mustard and a round of relish margaritas."
"Oh shit, actually I still got a couple packs of glizsticks left in my bag if anybody wants to squeeze in a back 9 after."

by party on April 2, 2022

mini golf

1. The slang (code) term for describing the act of making out or kissing.

Billy: Hey man, i totally went mini golfing with Sarah yesterday.

Jimbo: Nice dude, right on!!!

by Derka and HelmUt September 28, 2005

hillbilly golf

A game played with PVC pipes connected to make four rungs; the goal is to wrap a length of rope with balls attached to either end to one of the rungs of your opponent's PVC setup.

I was at a party this weekend and we played hillbilly golf on the lawn. Cletus lost an eye.

by snowcaps March 8, 2009

Disc golf

A fun scapegoat to hang out with buds and smoke buds. Played by a range of all ages with the same determination to play a game in nature and get lit enough to jump of of a friends 2 story house in the process, often improving the skill of which one plays.

Dude I just got a call from Mary...wanna go play disc golf?

Eric: Hey bro, wanna shoot some discs today?
Tom: Sure bro, but don't forget the visine this time.

by Bahtsy June 13, 2008