I bet he has conversations like this:
Sorry I ramble alot: like MC Gets sidetracked easily (back in the heesy (means house)
God: Jesus Fucking Christ
Jesus: Yes, Dad? (scared b/c God used his middle name)
God: No, not you! This website is terrible, all these people seem to hate me. When I looked up my name like it suggested, I found all these hurtful things.
Jesus: Like what?
God: Like, remember the time Noah used his supernatural powers to flood the world and then "save" two of every animal just for the purpose of pinning it on me, and then getting all the credit for saving those damn animals?
Jesus, Muhammad, Abraham and Noah : No!?! (all at once)
God: Well, yeah you did Noah, take my word for it, after all I am God. But any way, all the users on Urban Dictionary can't seem to let the whole "gigantic" flood thing go!
Noah: Ummm...
Jesus: But when Peter wrote that story all about how you and I and alot of other people did those things, I don't remember that part where you didn't flood the world.
Muhammad: God, I thought you said that book was mostly fiction and that I was the last profit?
Sorry I ramble alot: like MC Gets sidetracked easily (back in the heesy (means house)
God: Jesus Fucking Christ
Jesus: Yes, Dad? (scared b/c God used his middle name)
God: No, not you! This website is terrible, all these people seem to hate me. When I looked up my name like it suggested, I found all these hurtful things.
Jesus: Like what?
God: Like, remember the time Noah used his supernatural powers to flood the world and then "save" two of every animal just for the purpose of pinning it on me, and then getting all the credit for saving those damn animals?
Jesus, Muhammad, Abraham and Noah : No!?! (all at once)
God: Well, yeah you did Noah, take my word for it, after all I am God. But any way, all the users on Urban Dictionary can't seem to let the whole "gigantic" flood thing go!
Noah: Ummm...
Jesus: But when Peter wrote that story all about how you and I and alot of other people did those things, I don't remember that part where you didn't flood the world.
Muhammad: God, I thought you said that book was mostly fiction and that I was the last profit?
Abraham: Why the hell did you make me chop off part of my and my son's Dick! And on top of that; Why in the fuck are millions of people still doing it?
God: (Thinks "Oh Shit!") Don't worry guys, God made me do it. Oh wait that kinda makes sence. Nevermind.
And he dissapeared for another 2000 or so years until he was done doing whatever it is God does (probably wondering how someone could misspell a three letter word that means four legged animal who is man's best friend, and then somehow believe that the definition of this new word (that happened to be his name) could possibly mean this omnipotent guy who sits up in the clouds all day until he accidenlty fucks shit up for the people he is supposed to be trying to bring salvation to)-- which coincidentally drove all those people apart, most of which hate each other and use him as a scapegoat.
God: And I Wondered why so many people hate me...
God: (Thinks "Oh Shit!") Don't worry guys, God made me do it. Oh wait that kinda makes sence. Nevermind.
And he dissapeared for another 2000 or so years until he was done doing whatever it is God does (probably wondering how someone could misspell a three letter word that means four legged animal who is man's best friend, and then somehow believe that the definition of this new word (that happened to be his name) could possibly mean this omnipotent guy who sits up in the clouds all day until he accidenlty fucks shit up for the people he is supposed to be trying to bring salvation to)-- which coincidentally drove all those people apart, most of which hate each other and use him as a scapegoat.
God: And I Wondered why so many people hate me...
by YupIt'sMeAgain April 4, 2012
Get the Godmug. by KayleeTam January 18, 2011
Get the Godmug. Creator of everything that is, was and ever shall be. There are disagreements over exactly what form God takes, but the presupposition that He doesn't could be the most damaging.
by Morti April 18, 2005
Get the Godmug. God is an omnipotent, omniscient being that is all knowing and directly affects our lives and our future.
God holds our futures in his hands.
by Hellrider February 2, 2007
Get the Godmug. Screw the guy in the sky, he can go to hell.Heaven is a state of mind for people are afraid to die. Old people always have a religion because it makes them not afraid of whats to come. Its been taken too seriously.
God if you can here me then please kill me........punk!
by smokey July 21, 2003
Get the Godmug. The Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End, initiator of the Universe, Science, Life, and Death. At several points in the past he has tried to reveal his message to humans through prophets (Jesus, Mohammed, Abraham, Isaiah), his most intelligent design on this planet, but later discovered that it wasn't worth his time, because Humans/Homo Sapiens are just incapable of accepting God in conjuction with science, religious variety in ways god's power is taught/worshiped (aka, not only through the Christian Bible), and human nature/sexuality. As a result many kill others or themselves in his name, even though he reveals to us that peace is rewarded in the end.
God is there, whether one accepts his existence or not. Many take the Christian Bible (especially Old Testament) too literally without thinking deeper about the times in which they were written, and the people who wrote them. His message to us is just as relevant today as it has ever been, and only the ignorant choose to see religion/god in Black and White, including both atheists/agnostics and religious extremists/fundamentalists.
by RDUdude August 27, 2005
Get the Godmug. A fictional being created by society as an explanation to how the world came to be and to give people hope.
by gothkid207 May 4, 2008
Get the Godmug.