by Hoss the hog cranker September 23, 2022
Get the Gobblesmug. by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022
Get the gobble-wobbledmug. by Anonymous User21 December 27, 2024
Get the Gobble and Hobblemug. A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.
Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.
If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.
If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.
by SlobKnobRob June 16, 2025
Get the Clock Gobbling Flaggetmug. When a person loses their trail of thought and can't pronounce words properly, similar to stuttering
Boy 1 : how have you been?
Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg
Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again
Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg
Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again
by Rebooted April 28, 2025
Get the Gobble Funkedmug. by Sunnyintheuk March 31, 2025
Get the Flobble Gobblemug. When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by Shmamm! November 23, 2024
Get the Gobble Jobmug.