Cum Goblets
1. A fancy cup usually laden with jewels or other ordamental accents thats sole purpose is to collect the cum (semen) of a man. This is done for various reasons.
2. Large very round breast that attract cum.
1. A fancy cup usually laden with jewels or other ordamental accents thats sole purpose is to collect the cum (semen) of a man. This is done for various reasons.
2. Large very round breast that attract cum.
1. "I have Cum Goblets all over the house 'cause Tracys tryin to get pregnant usin a turkey baster again! Good thing i work at Midevil Times or Id be havin to look at some cum cans. Cum Cans Its fancier this a-way..."
2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"
2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"
by QUEENOFTHEUNICORN, HER GRACE August 17, 2010
Get the Cum Goblets mug.A guy/girl who is well known for taking many people's virginities in an almost predatory fashion, and is often disliked because of this. In many fantasy worlds, goblins are regarded as evil, skulking creatures, taking things that do not belong to them.
Guy 1: Did you hear Dave took another girl's virginity last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?
Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...
Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?
Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...
by Sh4rkinfestedcustard March 12, 2013
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Goblin
• Goblin mode
• Goble
• Goblet of Fire
• goblet
• Goblin King
• Goblin gang
• Goblino
• Goblina
• goblok
Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.
Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."
by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015
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"Not unless you want to meet the PARTY GOBLIN"
"When are we going home?"
"Well the party goblin has been unleashed so not until dawn.
"Not unless you want to meet the PARTY GOBLIN"
"When are we going home?"
"Well the party goblin has been unleashed so not until dawn.
by crow912 December 17, 2016
Get the Party Goblin mug.Someone that just loves to slob the knob. Loves to suck dick and gobble the goo. Can’t get enough. Always got a mouthful.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
Get the Slobbin’ Goblin mug.That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.
David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.
by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020
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Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
by nutinpass December 23, 2020
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