hope and glory

British slang term given to the twenty pound note. Taken from "Land of Hope and Glory", the composer of which, Sir Edward Elgar, is depicted on the back of the note. Also, since it is worth a lot of honk, gives the owner 'hope and glory'.

What's that you've got there in your paddle? A hope and glory?! You're giving a hope and glory for that service?

by Kiwi Peeps February 19, 2011

Facebook Glory

The narcissistic over representation of inconsequential events, real or imagined, on social media through unjustified boasting for the purpose of validation from strangers of ones own vanity

Her latest holiday was nothing but an exercise in Facebook glory

by Jimmy Lumoxx April 19, 2016

Glory leech

Adj. A person whom is so insecure that someone else is getting attention in their accomplishments that they start talking and bringing comparisons about themselves so that they feel included and special.

Normal person: Hooray! Today I am cancer free! Feels great to be healthy!

Glory leech: Congrats! I know the feeling. I was sick with a bad cold all week. Hooray to us and being healthy!

by #1 Italian stalion September 18, 2017

Bursting glory

The act of taking a piss while experiencing morning wood

Man i had a bursting glory this morning so hard it hurt

by The all ighty ollar November 14, 2016

glory slutting

When a person wants to fuck someone important so they can be in the spotlight.

fuck

Alicia wants to go to the Bruce Springsteen concert with me. But I don't want to be a part of any of her glory slutting.

by Catty Bitch October 10, 2016

morning glory

-noun
The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.

Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!

by jay-x April 25, 2008

Morning glory

Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.

My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.

by bjmaniac July 24, 2010