Queen elizabeths glizzy

In its former glory the queens magnificent glizzy was a blazing meat wrench that had everyone swooning over it. Unfortunately, since the queen is immortal and has reverted back to a sack of wrinkles the glizzy has many warts and skin tags. It no longer tastes like glizzy, only disappointment. Those who have the chance to witness and marvel at the queens glizzy are extremely lucky. If you come into contact with the glizzy play dead and contact the authorities. It has a tendency to escape. <3

"Is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!!!!???" "get down, *ring ring ring* Hello 911?"
"is that QUEEN ELIZABETHS GLIZZY!!! take a photo we'll be rich and famous, just like meghan markle???"

by u and i r gay <3 August 11, 2021

Glizzy destroyers (in C minor)

It is a song dedicated to Glizzy destroyers.

The person composing the song is DJ khaled and his homeboy jerome

They stated in a interview that this song is dedicated to the boy band Glizzy destroyers

Guy#1: Bro did you hear Glizzy destroyers (in C minor)?
Guy#2 Nah its trash like 6ix9ine

by Absolute chungus glizzy goblin December 7, 2020

Huge Glizzy Penguin

A penguin with the FATTEST most GORGEOUS glizzy shlong in the entire planet of king kong. If you mess with the Glizzy Pingu, you gonna get folded. A person named Gryshon is not a Penguin.

"Hey!!! Look at that Penguin with that fat glizzy, he gonna fold you tight if you make him mad"
"Go get a glizzy Penguin!!!!!"
"Oh my goshhh, give me that huge glizzy Penguin poo"

by big daddy penguin August 20, 2021

National Glizzy Gobble Day

The day in which you or your partner gobble glizzy on November 6th

Hey Sarah did you know that today is national glizzy gobble day
Yes and I hope that you are ready

by Yös November 1, 2020

GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000

a blowjob.

"guess what I caught ___ doing?"
"What?"
"I saw ___ giving our gym teacher a GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000!"
"Oh wow."

by fuck-me-grande November 8, 2020

big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O--

When she makes that ass clap with maxime efficiency and sucks your soul out 180 style

ayo last night your girl made that big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O-- : say guy 1

... fuck nah : say guy 2

by big fat ass making it clap360 August 16, 2022

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022