The title given to a homosexual relationship in which one or both of the partners are in the closet. Can be used to discuss the relationship while people are present that don't know the homosexual nature of the relationship.
by nixongibson November 27, 2017

Hym "Mel Gibson ALSO battered wife. Once you're chosen you can just do whatever you won't to them. He got kicked out of Hollywood for the antisemitism but NOT FOR THE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF WIFE."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

by Yaisy October 22, 2020

by BarryMcCockener November 21, 2020

There goes Microwaved Mel Gibson once again offering medical advice he is unqualified to be giving out.
by LaughingAloud October 9, 2025

Shorter than the temper of a woman beater, Gibson usually hangs out with people twice his size, often running his mouth and having his friends back him up. Little do they know he is a closet homo. Laughs like a gay kookaburra and looks like Diego from Ice Age, Gibson's forehead is like a landing strip that will safely house 100 Boeing 747's.
by woohooboy69 November 10, 2019

James is an English name and he looks like ed sheeran, tall and ginger. He likes big batty gyals named Bleona and has a nice cock with small balls.
by Hhfihdidobdolbdbkdb April 3, 2023
