Garrett

Garrett pretends like he is sexy and cool, but he is actually a deeply insecure mess of a person with a deep sadness inside him that permeates through everything he does in his meaningless existence.
Garrett sure does have a fat cock.

Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.

I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.
by i_am_gorg_69 November 24, 2021
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The type of guy that looks like Victor from Despicable Me. Shouts the catch phrase “Oh yeah”. Loves to run and relive the old days. Big fan of playoff football and is that fan the roots for the Lakers and Cowboys.
You’re a cowboy fan? You’re such a Garrett!

You’re not fast anymore man, you’re acting like Garrett.
by Randomnamelist69 December 09, 2022
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He sucks at brawlhalla and sucks at iMessage basketball 😬😂
by igbaddiefrom613 October 15, 2019
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This is Garrett from MrBeast. All Garrett’s will find a strong attachment to the words “poo poo pee pee”. Or the reverse “pee pee poo poo”. Trust me it’s in our programming
“Garrett why did you write pee pee poo poo on my grandma’s birth certificate!!?”
by TheOfficialGarrett November 23, 2021
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Garrett is a person that will treat you sweet and nice at first, but later stab you in the back. They're addicted to porn, lying, and sexting. They can get hard anywhere and love to masturbate; especially when they're feeling horny. They're not nearly attractive as other boys and play Minecraft like losers. They're not worth you're time, and chances are they're going to break up with over text rather than over phone, especially if you guys have been dating for a long time.
Juliana: "You're dating Garrett, right?
Stacie: "Yeah, why?"
Juliana: "Garrett's only using you for pleasure Stacie."
Stacie: "Yikes..I'm going to break up with Garrett then."
by justtellingthetruth36 June 15, 2019
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Garrett is the most important person alive to me Garrett is the most caring person I know and i love him so much Garrett is one of the most hardworking people I know and I love that about him
Garrett I love Garrett he's my batman-Lucy
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a man (large) who likes to play with ballz and blockz
garrett plays with blockz and ballz
by bumbee liston February 27, 2020
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