chum guzzler

Noun, one that jovially gargles jizz before swallowing it. Such people are usually slutty females that enjoy giving bops and have dad issues.

Dude, Kellie is totally a chum guzzler, she sucked me off and swallowed every day this week.

by JackBennington September 8, 2010

gruzzle

Slime creature that can't read and steals words from books so no one else can read either.

"Hah! I fucking slimed that Gruzzle! Eat that, I found the mystery word!"

by gruzzleatsyou July 6, 2007

cum guzzler

One who sucks vast amounts of cum to support an addiction.

This word originated when a man known soley as Crackhead Chuck began filating numerous male genitalia in order to support an addiction to cocaine that was developed while attending college in Florence, SC. The male semen was often found oozing down the side of Crackhead Chuck's face nonetheless he was able to support his habbit and eventually graduated college. He now is in pursuit of a janitorial career in which he believes he can advance at a very fast pace.

Wow, look at that crackhead, he is such a cum guzzler, i wonder how much cum he had to guzzle to get that high?

by Biffsation December 28, 2005

cum guzziling port-a-whore

a bitch that you can carry in your back pocket and gives you head any time you want

the other day i was so hard so i whipped out my cum guzziling port-a-whore and totally made mouth sex with that bitch

by thebombdiggidycock April 23, 2009

Nob Guzzler

Someone who sucks penis or penai in an uncivilised manner hence the guzzling.

"Jack stop gluzzling that nob!"

"Smithy you big fat nob guzzler you!"

by Wee Jimmeh April 5, 2005

Cum-guzzling futty dutty

A dirty whore that likes to drink cum after having sex in the anus.

Do Not Try this at home... you never go ass to mouth.

Jackie: gosh that girl is such a tramp!!!
Heather: Yeah I heard from Tim that she's a cum-guzzling futty dutty.

by []D[][]V[][]D#5 November 9, 2008

guzzle

Drinking Vigirously

She guzzled my jizz down her throat last night

by s.HOZeMPA August 18, 2003