The lead singer of an absolutely horrid band who is adored by thirteen year old girls around the nation.
Anyone with a right mind vomits, or at least bleeds from two plus orifices when his voice is heard.
Anyone with a right mind vomits, or at least bleeds from two plus orifices when his voice is heard.
by ali and mike January 9, 2006

King of the Virgins, grabber of the ankles, connoisseur of Hawaiian cock and Inland Empire anus. His vertical jump is second only to his micropenis in size. He is well-versed in Grant, ignorant in sports, and severely allergic to girls.
You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
by BigMelly October 6, 2021

by wigglet123 April 12, 2021

Gerard is a really nice person and fun to be around even though he is a bottom but besides that he is the funniest person ever and everyone should have a Gerard in there life
Friend one: you know that Gerard person?
Friend two: yea he’s a faggot
Friend one: I know but he’s really nice and funny.
Friend two: yea he’s a faggot
Friend one: I know but he’s really nice and funny.
by I love cookies! June 19, 2025

Gerard tends to have a big dick and a big heart. He is a person that tries to give his best and always do it. He has any problems and a lot of solutions.
by Falgui November 22, 2021

Gerard Paris is a very good person with very good skills for doing everything. Is so shy but a very good person. He is very smart.
by Elpepe123 November 21, 2021

by MoistCrevice July 13, 2020
