Fuck'intosh

Another name for an Apple Computer. Often derogatory, used when the computer is not working correctly or is incompatible with some software. Derived from the original name for Apples, (Macintosh)

"What kind of computer did you buy?"
"A Fuck'intosh."

by Kiyotaka October 10, 2007

fuck insertion

Inserting any form of the word fuck into another word, to add emphasis.
Insert just before the accented sylable in the original word.

I got fired today! Unfuckingbelievable!
Q: You wanna fuck? A: Absofuckinglutely!
Both are examples of the "fuck insertion".

by Drewsski October 8, 2008

Fuck Infinity

Fuck Infinity is the theory that when one says the word "fuck", (or alterations of the word) multiple times continuously in one sentence he or she enters Fuck Infinity, thus not being able to stop saying the word (or alterations of the word) "fuck".

Dan: The Arsenal game sucked.

Ozzy: Tell me about it, Man City those fucking fuck fucking fuckers fuck fucking fuck fucking fuckers ∞.

Dan: Dude, I think you just entered Fuck Infinity.

by Ozzstrich November 29, 2011

fuck inventory

The number of fucks you currently have left to give about a given problem or topic.

1. I was going to vote in this year's election, but after spending the last ten years getting wallet-fucked by both parties, my fuck inventory was depleted, so I stayed home and masturbated instead.
2. Susan sent me a nasty email asking why I hadn't completed all my tasks this sprint, but when I checked my fuck inventory, I found that I had zero remaining fucks, so I told her that I was sick and took the day off.

by arrgitsasnake July 28, 2021

fuck it into ya

The Irish equivalent of "bottoms up" or "down the hatch", used as a toast most commonly when drinking a distasteful alcoholic shot or when consuming oral drugs

Deidre hands Declan a Steve Slammer "Fuck it into ya!"

by Dave Grant May 8, 2008

Fuck Boys Incorporated

The FBI tells people what they want to hear. They promise to do good. All while they’re trying to fuck your life up.

Shawn: Jay gave a speech about black rights at the capitol last week. We haven’t seen him since.

Lana: Fuck Boys Incorporated probably kidnapped him. You know they don’t want Niggas protesting.

by DCROX September 9, 2022

Fuck the Internet

When you can't handle wasting your time on your computer anymore, you first yell this phrase, and then proceed to put your ding-dong inside your computer, thinking that you're solving the world's problems.

Man, that's it! Fuck the Internet! I'll show you! (ding-dong gets inserted)
(Two months later) Where did I get nut cancer from?

by Benjawoman October 26, 2015