Decoy Fries

A side dish you order (usually at a bar) to distract your moocher friends, thus leaving you free to enjoy your main meal without having to fend off drunk and hungry freeloaders that didn't order any food of their own.

(To the waitress...) I'll have a burger with everything. Oh and a side of decoy fries please to distract my broke-ass friends here who aren't going to order anything more from you except another 99 cent PBR.

by cjhardy June 29, 2011

Dessert Fries

The fries that have fallen out of the pouch and into the bag on your to go order, that you do not find until after you eat the rest of your food, then when you want more, you have a few fries left and they taste oddly sweet.

"Man I'm out of food, OOH Dessert Fries"

by Dwiin June 2, 2015

Surprise Fries

When you think you're just getting a sandwich but your order comes with a side of fries.

What'd you order?
The chicken club. I thought it was just a sandwich but it came with an order of surprise fries!

by ChrisDougman September 22, 2016

purse fries

Being ratchet by buying fries begore a fancy event, and putting them in your purse

Jessica bought purse fries before going to prom

by CookiesnCream2.0 April 23, 2017

feta fries

When you cum on toes

When he was done, he gave me feta fries.

by capricorn52 April 19, 2018

Bonus Fries

Fires that you find after you finish your takeaway meal that have fallen into the takeaway bag.

Woa, BONUS FRIES!.
Dude, any bonus fries in that bag??

by NoddyNZ September 19, 2017

french fries animal style

French fries ordered with onions, cheese, and burger sauce off of the secret menu at IN n OUT burger. Also when a french fry has sex with another french fry animal style, aka doggy style.

Last night I smoked so much Charlie Sheen OG that I ordered my french fries animal style @ IN N OUT Burger.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 19, 2017