ford-five

When two Superduty (or similar style trucks) pass one another on a narrow road close enough so their towing mirrors collide with one another in a high-five style.

Me: Hey man what happened to your truck??

Asswhipe: Fuck man, I thought I'd show off my new programmer so I decided I'd be cute and blow by some peckerwood towin a trailer on the rural route but the fuckin road was too narrow and I gave him the old Ford-Five

Me: Owned!!

by Grundelmuffin January 9, 2009

Floridian Hurricane

This is a sexual position/activity where you suspend the partner on the ceiling fan so that he/she is in the air parallel with the floor. As your partner rotates, you cockslap them continuously. When you're ready to ejaculate, stop your partner's rotating and cum in their mouth. Make them rotate again and have your partner spit the jizz out, making it "rain."

"My boyfriend and I succesfully pulled off a Floridian Hurricane last night. I almost died."

by Da Kroo September 19, 2009

Ford it up

To party hard like Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.

Hey Steve and Mike, what do you say we go out tonight and Ford it up.

Sure Paul, as long as you supply us with the booze and crack pipe we're in.

by Paul Guay November 28, 2013

abraham ford

A rare sub-species of ginger previously believed to be extinct. Complete badass which often is seen with an M16 rifle. Particularly enjoys killing zombies

Abraham ford could very easily rip you apart

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

Andrew’s Ford Escape

Basically a brothel on 4 wheels

Hey did you see Andrew’s Ford Escape?
Yeah I parked next to that mobile porn set the other day

by RyanLuvsCaps October 26, 2022

rob ford

Crack Cocaine

Ie.

Mike: Yo b what's the flex tonight?

FTB: Yo reach my house brah, we gonnna smoke that Rob Ford 'n shit!

Mike: You RUST!

by Torontonian121 December 8, 2013

Farida

Farida is a very very very tall girl - like extremely tall. She has curly hair and such a funny personality - if you sit next to her in class, then you’re fucked because you would laugh at everything, EVEN MATHS. She could be really really dumb yet get the best grades ever. If you have a Farida in your life, then you’re one lucky bitch and don’t give her up.

Guy 1: DAMN THAT GIRL IS REALLY TALL!
Guy 2: I know man, she is really funny too.
Guy 1: She must be a Farida...

by iknow_everything_everybidy November 16, 2018