Serious suicide

The act of offing ones self in a serious manner.

My mum: im contemplating serious suicide

Me: I thought all suicide was serious 🧐

by Iworryaboutlife February 4, 2023

serious squint

when guys take a selfie while putting on a serious face and squinting to look cool or high.

i saw John take a serious squint selfie in class.

by unionjismylife203 May 19, 2014

Serious topic

My friend Warrior butterfly, who’s also called Vanessa is being discriminated against. Just because Alex has a girls name ( Vanessa) it doesn’t mean that I shouldn’t be aloud to post paragraphs about him. Just because they don’t know his actual gender it doesn’t mean that they know his gender

Thank you for listening to this serious topic

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Serious Consequences

But he WON'T face serious consequences is he STEALS FUCKING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY (TRILLLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH) AND CONDEMNS A CHILD TO DEATH!?

Hym "Serious consequences... Like the people on the Epstein list? Oh wait... No. Make that cripple pay for my shit or YOU MOTHERFUCKERS will face serious consequences! SEE HOW THAT WORKS!? I CAN SAY IT TOO!"

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025

serious naked

adj. To be particularly good-looking when naked.

Yo, I had no idea her body was that fine. She was serious naked.

by MLJBSTAMCT March 4, 2011

serious face 😐

serious face = serious asf ON JAH

“I am gay cuh”
“Seriously???”
“Yuh, serious face 😐”

by onjah12345 November 25, 2021

Honestly Really Serious

when you are being serious but nobody believes you

nah i’m being honestly really serious

by scooby shnacks August 4, 2019