Fluff monkey

A monkey kept for the purpose of Fluffing men before they go on stage...

Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....

Where's that dam fluff monkey... I've got 45 seconds to get fluffed???

by UndercoverOrca May 30, 2016

Fluffen

The act of refreshing pubic hair that has been flattened by clothing worn throughout the day. The amount of effort needed to appropriately Fluffen depends on many factors including type of clothing worn, length and density of pubic hair, and amount of time condensed by clothing. Best results are achieved through the use of a Clampoo specially formulated for extra body and bounce.

Honey, your spanx were so tight you need to Fluffen yourself.

by RoosterGirl May 31, 2019

Fluffernaut

A Fluffernaut is a thing that is very fluffy.

" That cat is a fluffernaut "

by HomerMav December 19, 2019

anal fluffing

What the fuck do you think it is. Not tossing the salad

Herb got her warmed up with a little anal fluffing.

by daddylongleg12inch August 22, 2011

Facebook Fluffer

The act of making your everyday life more interesting on Facebook for the purpose of invoking a jealous response.

To make up lies to make your self feel better.

To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.

"I love my life, it's filled with rainbows and bunny rabbits. I am so blessed to have such wonderful people in my life." Although most of these people aren't that great.

"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.

Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?

by Capa March 28, 2013

chicken-walking twink fluffer

noun; A homosexual male of the most flamboyant variety; A male prostitute

Look at that douche-bag in the turtleneck, he's such a chicken-walking twink fluffer

by Lifesaver & Lazarus December 3, 2007

bundle of fluff

(a) A cute animal. Often used to describe young pets such as kittens or puppies etc who can be caricatured, simply, by two big eyes surrounded by fur.

(b) As with any kitten synonym, it can also be used to describe a lady's nether regions

Look at my kittens. This bundle of fluff is called Moby, this one is called Mr Brown, and this one is called Bubble.

by Anon345 August 29, 2009