fetch

a slang word for sperm, spunk, cum, jizm.

shaw man says to shaw woman: turn over while i fetch in your face bitch!

by carona April 19, 2006

fletcher

fletcher is a very hot teenage kid kid, all the ladies want him and he is known to be the greatest middle-school wrestler of all time. he is a BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he recently dumped his ex-girlfreind: megan fox. And he once beat up brock lesnar!!!!

idiot: i hate that fletcher guy
fletcher: *pwns that n00b*

by iamyourmam...seriously February 4, 2010

Feltch

Having sex with a girl in the ass, blowing your load in her ass, sucking the cum out of her ass and then making out with her

i was so ridiculously hammered lastnite, i took this broad back from the bar and feltched her

by Trevor Hodgson October 5, 2008

fetch house

a house of punk rock in the northern california town of marysville. legendary for punk rock shows, drugs, violence, firearms, homosexuals, squatters, sex and booze.

"I lost my virginity, three teeth and a pint of blood at the Fetch House on Saturday."

"My parents told me never go anywhere near that Fetch House on G Street."

by Bobby Caustic September 8, 2005

Flatch

The process in which bits of watery poo sprays from the anus, during the farting process.
It is also used to describe the flapping of the butt cheeks in this process.

Flatching is often seen as embarasing and shameful, it is curtious to apologise to public and people around when you have just flatched.

"I'm sorry is that my flatch your covered in?'
"I'm terrible sorry, but I flatched all over your mother."
"I dont usually flatch like this."
"Did that hurt? My flatch wasn't perticularly watery today, I do apologise."

by Java Knees March 22, 2009

Darren Fletcher

Scotlands best football player and one of manchester united's most under rated players,
He plays midfield or ne where he is asked, not given the credit he deserves purley because hes not English, if he was everyone in england would say hes brilliant

Darren Fletcher ran the park in the 7 -1 roma game, has the best passing range and hardest work rate at the club

by thom bomb June 3, 2007

Feltching

(Verb) Comes from Western Colorado slang insults. It refers to a man who drinks cum out of another's ass with a straw.
(Adjective) An insult for someone who shocks you with their stupidity or aura of annoyance.

Guy 1: "Dude, I think Gnar Kill is like the greatest band ever."

Guy 2: "You are such a feltcher man."

by Subnet-Zero May 6, 2004