scramble flesh

Term from the early 1990's, when one watches a pornographic cable channel which is "scrambled". Often times this means the sound is perfect, but the vertical hold, and color fluctuates rapidly.

My mom walked in on me masturbating to scramble flesh.

On Saturday? I just stayed home and watched scramble flesh.

by octavius March 10, 2004

flesh mitts

Another word for your hands. Because they're basically mittens made out of flesh.

"Damn bro, you got some big flesh mitts."

by john_caaarl March 18, 2016

Flesh Etiquette

To practice the proper forms of manner while handling any sort of flesh. (Living or dead)

Flesh Etiquette:The act of Mutilating or manipulating flesh is an etiquette.

by PepperOnSalt November 22, 2021

flesh grape

what happens after you poop your pants

Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!

by moomoobee March 24, 2017

flesh tower

something you give to your loved one in bed, *wink wink*

"Wanna see my flesh tower?"

by Bloogasaucemccakemaster June 1, 2017

flesh dump

A birth that is undesired, or a non-affectionate term for childbirth.

When that girl had a baby at prom and then threw it in the trash, she had the nerve to call it a flesh dump.

by apink May 26, 2010

Flesh Caterpillar

A penis. Specifically one of exceptional girth and a rumpled foreskin.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.

Sorry, Pat's mum isn't available right now- she's playing the flesh caterpillar.

I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.

by SpaceAsstronaut November 24, 2019