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Guido Kissy Face

A hallmark of Guido culture. It is the act of making a "kissy face" whenever a camera is nearby, annoying the hell out the picture taker, unless he or she subscribes to Guidoism and approves of such weird facial behavior.

This skill is inherent in the Guido genes, and thought by some to be an involuntary reaction to the sight of a camera. Typically it is accompanied by some hand gesture known only within the Guido culture.

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"Oh my God, Mike is making that damn Guido Kissy Face again! He is ruining all of my pictures!"
by Mang Now! January 27, 2010
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Stanky Face

A murderer. Very dangerous. Beware of Stanky Face.
OHMYGOD! It’s STANKY FACE! RUNNNNNNNNN!”
by Teddyaltmanisbad101 December 27, 2020
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whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.
"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."
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The look on a guitar player's face while playing, usually looks like said person is using their instrument to masturbate.

John Mayer is notorious for this look...
"My God, I hope I never have guitar face"

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"Man, you look like John Mayer with all that guitar face..."
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my face is on my face

"A penny saved is a penny earned"
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"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. "
"To be or not to be is the question"
"MY FACE IS ON MY FACE!!!1!"
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computer-face

v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;

often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already
After I computer-faced facebook for an hour this morning, I called a random number and talked to an older gentleman for 27 minutes about the prospect of leasing his mineral rights until he realized he didn't own any mineral rights, so I hung-up and went back to computer-facing a New York Times article about fashion week.
by waylonisthebombdotcom March 5, 2010
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