flabber

A shorter usage of flabbergasted, an abbreviation.

"Yo, I am such a soft queer" "Wow. I am flabber asf to hear that!" "No, fr I am a soft queer. On$."

by audreyjohnismeanduane January 20, 2021

Flabbergasm

The sound made when using generous amounts of marijuana-infused lotion to beat one’s meat.

I fired up the Skeezmobile to get Chris to the nearest BBQ Handjob Dispensary so he could enjoy the soothing sound of a Flabbergasm later in the privacy of his own home.

by NippleAntennae March 17, 2021

Flabberdabber

Flabberdabber is another word for stupid

Your such a flabberdabber

by Brooke.j r March 19, 2021

flabberdaber

Fuck idk

“do u know the answer to this question ?”
“Flabberdaber.”

by oopity doopity April 11, 2021

Flabbergasting

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.

"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."

by 666onyou June 8, 2021

Flabbergasted

Someone that is very high and enjoying themselves.

Bro, I’m so flabbergasted right now I’m in another universe.

George is so funny when he is flabbergasted.

by Itscalledbabypowder November 24, 2021

Flabbergnobbel

Material used to isolate electrical pogo-pin connections. Typically used to cut off contact between battery and mainboard when disassembling an iPad. Common materials include thermal transfer paper or thin plastic sheets.

"Could you hand me a flabbergnobbel?"
"Where did you put the flabbergnobbel?"

by TriXxieDK November 26, 2021