walkin farts

little popping farts while a person is walking, very common in old deaf people
aka popcorn farts

(pop,pop,pop)
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 21, 2010

Machine gun farts

Loud, short, independent farts in rapid succession. fart, pass gas, poot, rip one, silent but deadly

My bunk mate must have had some bad tacos because he ripped machine gun farts all night long.

by joecoolthefool May 6, 2016

fish farts

when you keep farting all day, but the farts are really tiny and come in waves of 3-7 tiny bubbles. They feel like what it looks like when fish blow bubbles in an aquarium or probably what a actual fish fart is like. For the most part the do not carry a scent, but they ones that do are pretty bad. Fish farts are so tiny you will actually forget you have them, even though they come ever few minutes. Part of how they get their name is becasue they have the memory of a fish. Also know as "double F's."

I had the fish farts all day. I know they were carriers too. I could tell how Christy was looking at me.

by thejake713 December 21, 2008

Vaginal farts

Simple. A fart that comes out a females vaginia.

Those girls let out a lot of vaginal farts, gross!

by Vaginal farts February 25, 2018

Fartstead

A fart that lingers way too long. Kinda like its homesteading and its there to stay.

She let out some gas and it wont go away, in fact its a fartstead.

by Faucethands October 23, 2007

Fartsnapper

one who tries to bite the farts of another. In other words a fart-taster.

Anyone wanna be my fartsnapper for the day?

by mojoooollollolloll September 16, 2010

fartstache

A dirty moustache, or the hair in your ass.

"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".

"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."

by Sele92 November 2, 2013