Filipino

A native of the Philippines, so called in honour of Spanish king Philip II. Filipinos are notorious for being the only Hispanics in Asia. Family-oriented people, they are fond of fiestas, church-going and commercial centers. They speak Malay languages mixed with an awful lot of Spanish words. They like dancing Iberian dances, as the jota, and eat lechón, mechado, arroz caldo, pan de sal and many more Spanish delicacies. Filipinos shock their Spanish brethren from Spain and America for not being able to speak Spanish.Instead, they try to converse with them in broken English, a language that most Hispanics totally ignore. Filipinos have Spanish names and surnames, although many of them seem to ignore that fact. They are fond of Spanish diminutives to call themselves, as Lito, Pilita, Solita, Conchín, Tato, Manín, Cory, Luli, and many more. Although the Philippines enjoyed a wonderful architectural Spanish heritage, everything was destroyed by the Americans, so now they have nothing.

A los filipinos les encanta merendar
Filipinos are very fond of picnicking.

by fonsucu October 27, 2008

filip

a small boy with unruly hair and a love of trance

"cha, he's such a filip"

by Kris February 19, 2005

Filipino

MOST RESPECTED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!! HARD WORKING AND GENEROUS PEOPLE : ) oh and for number 1 you can shut the fuck up because my mommy works two to three jobs so she is definetly not a loser like your ass so if i was you, i would close my mouth. Thankyou all for your time. BUH BYE!!

Eu Look at that Filipino. She can have my baby.

That Filipino girl looks hard working. Let us hire her.

by none of your gosh damn business January 11, 2008

Filipino

nah blood you all are getting it wrong yadadamean? Bro Filipino's are fuckin badass. Why? because I'm filipino and i'm from guam. And Filipinos in Guam are fo'kin tough bro lemme tell you. We fight because its fun. So hafa du mai'la ta fan tsagi dzu dza b'fokai hao diyapblu. so kay den bro just keep it real umbi

you're either from the mainland of the island. whats it gonna be. Real talk nigga I'm from the Island so I'm filipino.

by KUXIKA August 31, 2006

filipino tango

the filipino tango is where you combine a rusty trobone with the dirty sanchez then shove it in her mouth and while she tries to push you away you hold it there and dance

Doode last night I did the filipino tango with my girlfriend.

by Kanjodakai September 20, 2009

Filipino Sunburn

While getting a handjob, the girl grabs the penis jerking both ways. The result: a deep red "sunburn"!!

Dan: Ohh, my dick still hurts from last night.

Frank: Dang, what'd she do to you??

Dan: She gave me a Filipino Sunburn

Frank: Ouch dude.

by ohhsunburnXP May 10, 2010

Filipino

first of all>> to all those dumb fucks whov been writing stupid shit bout filipinos must be on crack.
imma break down tha real stori for u. Native filipinos r short black people called negritos>> but n some islands there r malayans>> and n the other islands r the somoans.
until the spaniards came and invaded d country for centuries then d white people, then some of the asian mix came. Philippines s n between d pacific ocean and Asia. so basicalli we r a whole lot of difference race. mix wth alot of cultures, real filipinos know how to party hard and has tempting swag, usualli loud. but real Hot! like Nicole from d pussycat dolls and cassie. filipinos are nevah scared. If you were born in the philippines you woul
d know all about the streets, how to spin your money. And filipinos are good in bed they're more liberated than all of these sissy virgins around

dam! whos that cutie?
oh its that new girl, i guess shes a filipina.

he's a filipino

by Pinoy1 November 6, 2007