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Milk-jug fest

The opposite of a sausage fest. An event where the number of girls greatly exceeds the number of guys.
Dude, you have to come to this party, it's a total milk-jug fest.
by 89diehl April 22, 2010
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Dangle fest

one player getting by many others using fly moves in a hockey game.
-You see Gary Busey go on that dangle fest!

-Yeah man! he was schooling those fools left and right!
by JaBallah January 8, 2009
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Felix Festa

Worst place ever. This is where people get a better understanding of who they are. But it still sucks. If your not popular you get treated like trash.
Thank GOD I'm out of that shit hole, Felix Festa.
by Joanna Berklog June 30, 2009
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Burning Man Festival

An festival born from the society of pranksters and lighthearted industrial magicians known as the Cacophony Society (you may already be a member).

Existing peacefully and chaotically in the Black Rock Desert from 1990 - 1996, in 1997 Burning Man was hijacked by antisocial rouge elements. These rogue elements incorporated the event and formed an LLC. Each year since, Burning Man has lost more and more of its spontaneity and inspirational elements to the tightening grip of the corporation (the Borg), and has now become (in 2010) the antithesis of its origins.

The Cacophony Society (lacking organization by definition) could do little more than scratch their heads or comically protest at the take-over of the event by the Borg. The Borg, being an annoyingly strong hierarchical structure with quasi military overtones, undertones and middletones, cut off the lantern-shaped head of the Man and ripped out his heart. But in primitive societies this destruction called, progress - which the Borg uses as a rationale for their continued reign.

Burning Man, for all intents and purposes, covenants and conditions, restrictions and notifications - DIED in 2008 when Paul Addis was sentenced to prison for burning down the Man several days earlier than planned. This Cacaphony-style prank had the option of either breathing new life into the event, or killing it off forever. And as the Borg chose to press for strict sentencing against Mr. Addis; BMRIP.
It is important to distinguish between 'counterculture', 'subculture' and 'fringe culture'. The Burning Man Festival is neither one; it is part of the 'mainstream culture'. It is not a 'movement'.
by marybethjones February 10, 2010
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Sausage Fest

A "party" or "meeting" with many men and very few/no women.
Jack- Yo dude, theres a huge party going on in Joe's Room tonight

John- I doubt it'll be kool, he only knows guys

Jack- Yea, I guess it'll be a huge Sausage Fest
by shaan bhagat March 20, 2005
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sausage fest

Where there is not enough buns for all of the hotdogs at a party
Grants party was a sausage fest!
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blumpkin fiesta

While you are sitting on the toilet, taking a crap, you're partner is giving you a blow job wearing a sombrero, which is filled with tortilla chips and salsa. Upon finishing, your partner looks up and says "Ole!"
While in the bathroom relieving myself of the taco bell I ate earlier, my partner came in and gave me a blumpkin fiesta!
by sedonamaei October 16, 2010
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