Fight for the fumble

while catching your homie lacking. Mutiple people proceed to double team or triple team your homie and grab his meat simultaneously to get their get back.

While John is chilling Patrick, devonte and Freddie decide to hit the fight for the fumble to get their getback after John was talking shit

by John sabala June 23, 2025

Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy

A thing coined by Mr. Liam Keel in 2024 that just means a boy fights girl or girl fights boy & the loser gets deeply penetrated by either a strap on dildo if the girl wins or a real penis & balls if the boy wins.

Another form of transactional sex where there's no love but consent from losing to the other person, so it is not rape.

In the event it is the boy his anal and anus will be extremely sore and he will bleed in the days that follow. If the girl loses, she will be sore in her snatch and may be pregnant as the male wouldn't pull out because he is fucking his enemy.

Ergo, Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy.

I hate him, but I don't really wanna Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy with him. I don't know his skill level and I don't have birth control...

by Liams Bank July 3, 2025

cock fight

When two men(cocks) vie for the same woman. One man(cock) is typically the challenger cock and is out to take the other cocks wife or companion away from him because he wants to fuck her. Akin to two cocks in a cock fight(see other definitions for cock fight). Often starts in a bar as a mental fight then escalates to a physical fight. This situation is generally a police magnet with one or both cocks arrested. The woman may de-escalate the cockfight if she so chooses by staying with her husband(companion). Although the woman may get an ego boost and let it continue. Potentially, the woman they are vying for may get fucked by the winner or she may feel sorry for the loser and fuck him. May even be performed in front of others to the losing cocks humiliation.

An intrusive asshole kept trying to pick up my girl at a bar while we were on vacation. It was a mental cock fight between

me and him. Fortunately my girl ended it and went back to the hotel with me. Could have turned into a tragic physical cock fight had my girl been any drunker.

by FriendlyCock December 14, 2019

Cock fight

When two or more hormonal men face off.

Joe and Bill are having a regular cock fight over Suzy. -or- These office politics have turned into a real cock fight.

by Threve August 11, 2019

Goldfish Fight Club

A game created in 2016, where a student, in class on Friday, takes two goldfish crackers and squeeze sthem together to make them "fight". Whichever one breaks is the loser and thrown into a pile of crumbs, while the winner moves on to the next match. Once a clear winner is found out of the entire bag of goldfish, then he or she gets to take on the champ for an epic battle royale. During the final match, the official match theme of "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes must play, and if a winner is crowned, the champ will rest for the week in a zip lock bag stapled to the wall. Never speak of this information out loud to any other student in school......because the first rule of Goldfish Fight Club, is that you don't talk about Goldfish Fight Club.

Parker ignored Mr. Keith's lesson in class on Friday, because it was an intense day for Goldfish Fight Club, and she wanted to see if someone could challenge the champ.

by kskeith1978 April 14, 2017

kote fight

A word that is used to describe a man touching another man's penis.

Hey, did you have a kote fight with Andrew yesterday?

by g4plm July 23, 2016

Cock Fight

The tension between two or more males when the amount of females is greatly outnumbered by the number of males at a party. Generally occurs when a few females are invited to a sausage fest, and all the guys begin to compete for their attention.

Person 1: Hey, was the party fun last night?
Person 2: Eh, it started out as a sausage fest then turned into a cock fight when Hailey and Deb showed up.

by half_dime June 20, 2011