An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017
Get the Distracted Ferretmug. When you have to surrender your ferrets and you miss having ferrets as pets so you’re desperate for more.
by Crazy Ferret Lady February 6, 2019
Get the Ferret Withdrawlmug. A cute animal that I really want but will never have, often used in ‘bump that booty like a but come on if you don’t, don’t shake it off’
‘I have a ferret’
by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022
Get the Ferretmug. An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020
Get the Scandinavian Womb-Ferretmug. An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
Get the Ferret Dunnmug. by FGBeezy November 30, 2020
Get the Ferret pawmug. Ferret davies is an unusual human that looks like the animal ferret usually bad hair and mum can be a whore or the unusual human can be born a mistake and is to live in a garbage can
by Jkftd September 10, 2016
Get the Ferret daviesmug.