Felker Special

When a female goes up to another person, male or female and continues to swiftly kick them in the balls or vagina, after which she appoligizes as sweetly as possible.

1. Dude i was trying to pick a chick up at the club yesterday, and she totally gave me a Felker Special, shit that hurt!

2. So how much for a Felker Special baby?

3. Dave: "I told that really hot chick over in the corner that I was gonna stick my dick in her ASS"

Steve: "Then what happenned?"

Dave: "She gave me a Felker Special and then took me to the mens room!"

by Marine Corporals BEST FRIEND March 23, 2009

felger

felger is a term used to define a late bloomer who eventually conquers all,and seeks revenge on all those who doubted him ,and great rewards for those who stood by his side .

Man did you hear about his promotion, he turned out to be a Felger ,glad I was on his good side

by jus10jf October 19, 2008

check the mojo filter

a phrase used to secretly tell your counterpart/counterparts that something has gone wrong and you all should leave the room and/or social situation

tom sees the man who his wife cheated on him with, but tom already has warrants out for his arrest so he must leave as not to cause a scene.

friends: hey tom isnt that the guy?

tom: oh yeah, we should deffantly check the mojo filter

by thedestroyerofmenknownassteve July 19, 2010

fester

A big bulgy sore zit, typically on your face.

Don't eat all that chocolate, it'll give you festers!

by festerface December 12, 2012

non filter

Riping a bare ass fart. no underwear or pants to filter the sound or smell.

abby wanted me to rip a non filter on her face.

by hairy hole April 20, 2010

Dirty Coffee Filter

1. verb. A Dirty Coffee Filter is much like a teabag except that that when one is dunking the scrotum in ones mouth they either shit or wipe their dirty ass on the nose or face. Thus making the face look like dirty coffee grinds have been wiped on the face.

2. A teabag with fecal matter

I was going to teabag Kim last night, but I ate white castle and my ass just let go, and I dirty Coffee Filtered that bitch.

by Gags730 October 13, 2014

Fester

Male shocker, where the pinkie is shoved up the urinary tract, while two others are inserted into the anus.
one up the japs eye, two in the mud pie

they were arrested for festering in a public toilet

by brain cloud December 16, 2007