Felonocracy

A system of governance where convicted or unrepentant felons hold power—either directly or through proxies—and where criminal behavior is not just tolerated but rewarded. Felonocracy describes a political order where the line between crime and governance has dissolved, where criminal networks operate openly, and where the state itself becomes a criminal enterprise. The term extends Scoundrelocracy to its logical conclusion: not just rogues, but actual felons—people who have crossed lines that were supposed to be absolute.

"When the president is a convicted felon, when his cabinet includes indicted criminals, when the party embraces lawbreakers as leaders—that's Felonocracy. Not just rule by scoundrels, but rule by felons. The state no longer prosecutes crime; it rewards it. The criminals aren't outside the system; they are the system."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Felonymaxxing

Felonymaxxing refers to jackass individuals, mostly streamers, commit crimes whilst recording and posting them on social media. It’s a portmanteau of the words “felony” and the suffix “-maxxing”, a meme term that means optimising on random shit.

Bros felonymaxxing by scamming his own family smh

by Sebastian-on-Castle-Hill March 5, 2026

Felon's Tree Removal

A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.

He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.

Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.

Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."

by Double take July 10, 2025

Fellon's Tree Removal

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.

Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."

by Double take July 10, 2025

Felons Tree Removal

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.

Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"

by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025

Felon's Tree Removal

A tree trimming service from Chazy NY who hires felons - preferably registered sex offenders - to trim your bushes and peep in your windows.

Felon's Tree Removal does a great job as long as you don't mind rapists and murders peeping in your windows and casing the joint.

by Read it! July 14, 2025

Feiron

A small, nerdy guy who talks big but rage-quits every video game after losing once. Known for button-mashing, blaming “lag” even in single-player, and insisting he “could’ve gone pro” if only his Wi-Fi was faster.

“Bro, stop camping the respawn, you’re acting like a total Feiron.”

by Discojohny97 September 5, 2025