thomas ferguson

the fucking goat...however if made angy he WILL touch you

is this a thomas ferguson moment?

by thomas'laptop March 26, 2025

Freaky Fergus

Most commonly used when you need to discuss a time you got freaky, without directly admitting yourself to doing it. Often followed by claiming that Freaky Fergus is a real person, in order to keep your alibi.

"Yeah, did you see ol' Freaky Fergus the other day pole dancing on that tree?"

"Who's Freaky Fergus?"

"He's, uh, a friend of mine. Freaky Fergus is a nickname."

by The Freaky Demoman July 13, 2025

urinal anal fergus

when you piss out your asshole

i just took a fat sh... oh wait its urine. aka urinal anal fergus

by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019

Le Sex Furguson

The art of successfully satisfying 50 women in one day and then proceeding to call Stud McNaughty to brag about your conquest!

Does anyone have Stud McNaughty’s number I Need to finish The Le Sex Furguson.!

by Le Sex Furguson October 2, 2020

Angus Barnes-Ferguson

Angus Barnes-Ferguson

Angus Barnes-Ferguson has a massive penis that is approximently 8-14 inches on average (But he has cerebral palsy).

by AdonisWillis August 18, 2024

Blimp G Ferguson

A nickname for a superful useful guy whose helpful until you actually need him. Aka an actually fucking clown.

Bro Jackson is literally Blimp G Ferguson the way he's working on this group project.

Yeah what a fucking clown.

by Lobsterlawyer December 4, 2023