fakin

lack of appearance at a scheduled time

The aiken was fakin

by mary jane November 13, 2002

Falking

Falking is a term used to refer to unknown and persistant stalking by individuals on Facebook.

Gill: "hey I went on a date with that girl I met on eHarmony
John: "Isn't that the hot girl that you friended last week on Facebook?"

Gill: "sort of. We're not friends, I'm was Falking her before our date . She gave me her email address and I used Gmail to get her last name. I had to track her down, to make sure she was cool before the date"
John: "so, how was the date?"
Gill: Ah . . .not so good, I'll just keep "Falking" her until she updates her security on Facebook, her pics are pretty hot.

by superkustom January 18, 2011

farkin' bollox

a traditional welsh language phrase, derived from the indo-european language of 'colloquism'. Used mainly as an expletive when accidents occurr. Can also be used on rare forms of expressions of happinness.

when hitting oneself with a hammer: "ow, farkin' bollox!"

or when doing something fantastic: wow! farkin' bollox

by all welsh beings October 13, 2004

Fackit

A family friendly way of saying, "fuck it".

I don't know how to spell that word. Fackit, I'll just use spellcheck.

by lmaiga July 2, 2016

falking

it is f****** walking

i was falking down the street.

by supercalifragilisticexpaelidos February 1, 2018

Frakkie

One who is constantly and franticly putting penis in their mouth or a person who carries the demeanor of one that gobbles cock.

Damn, she is such a cock frakkie. Frankly I can't picture her without a dick in her mouth.

by Couple-of-Whoops January 15, 2020

farkinlot

when you pull into the Food Lion parking lot and have to take a shit

I pulled up in the farkinlot and couldn’t hold it in- I didn’t even get a cart, just ran to the bathroom. After I left, the produce guy yelled, “Damn.” My wife wouldn’t go into the grocery store after that.

by Mavis Magillacutty October 17, 2020