Jesper Fact

Jesper fact: when your friend claims something with 100% confidence but he's Norwegian, uncultured and has no idea what he's talking about.

Ahmad : hey jesper how many Drivers' Championship titles does Lewis Hamilton has?
Jesper: 8 bro he won he's 8th trophy a while back
Batu : no bro that's a Jesper Fact, i just googled it and he only has 7

by cr7lover103 December 10, 2022

snapple fact

n.
-a fact found under a cap of a snapple bottle

see snapple cap

real snapple facts

#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.

#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.

#4 Slugs have four noses.

#5 Camels have three eyelids.

#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.

#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.

#8 A bee has five eyes.

#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.

#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.

by make.a.wish April 1, 2009

FUN FACT

A RAccoon can crawl in a persons asshole

fun fact bitch

by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021

hate fact

A "hate fact" is a matter of truth, fact, or reality that supports an argument based on stereotype or prejudice.

Russell relied on hate facts like "women have 55% less upper body strength than men" to defend his opinion that women should be kept out of military combat.

by Hopkins21 June 10, 2016

little known fact

A pharse used to describe a tidbit of information that is definately not true.

Person 1- I hate children.

Person 2- Children as a collective are the Devil, little known fact.

Or

Person- Little known fact: I slept with your mom.

by Dehta June 28, 2007

Scientific Fact

Something that is undeniably true. This cannot be argued with or challenged on any grounds known to man.

That ball was travelling twice the speed of light, squared. That's a scientific fact.

by D Nugget October 6, 2005

liddle fact

This is a fact found on the under side of selected Spring Valley Drinks. Spring Valley decided to put these stats on some beverages in 2004. They are a great liddle addition to a morning ritual and along with the great tasting juice you get, the liddle fact you receive should usually be pretty interesting and generally one that you can share around and gain much interest from other work buddies and friends.

Pros:
-Great way to start the day
-Interesting facts
-You learn more
-You get a nice juice to go along with ur liddle fact

Cons:
-Some of the facts are in fact, false making you look like a dickhead when you go to tell people and then they figure out you are wrong.
-Some of the marked lids that claim they have a "liddle fact" underneath them, actually deceive you and you receive a blank under side of the lid. which can in turn cause you to have a really bad day or even week.

Goran: Wow this lid has a Liddle fact underneath it!!

Amery: Really? Whats it say?

Goran: An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars!

Amery: Cool man.

by castanza September 4, 2007