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Guido Kissy Face

A hallmark of Guido culture. It is the act of making a "kissy face" whenever a camera is nearby, annoying the hell out the picture taker, unless he or she subscribes to Guidoism and approves of such weird facial behavior.

This skill is inherent in the Guido genes, and thought by some to be an involuntary reaction to the sight of a camera. Typically it is accompanied by some hand gesture known only within the Guido culture.

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"Oh my God, Mike is making that damn Guido Kissy Face again! He is ruining all of my pictures!"
by Mang Now! January 27, 2010
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Stanky Face

A murderer. Very dangerous. Beware of Stanky Face.
OHMYGOD! It’s STANKY FACE! RUNNNNNNNNN!”
by Teddyaltmanisbad101 December 27, 2020
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Cold War Fuck Face Off

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"
by Chemlock March 16, 2009
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the moral of the fable

what one is supposed to learn, as in a fable, from a given incident or experience.
son: dad why was i taken to police station for public drunkenness, even if I didn't a bottle of alcohol on me?

father, lol, the moral of the fable is, that, when you drink, and then walk around in public, even if you don't actually have the bottle on you, you still have the smell of the firewater on your breath, especially if it's something hard, like whiskey. an experienced police officer, when they come close enough to talk to you, can actually smell the stuff on your breath.
by Sexydimma June 14, 2013
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whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.
"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."
by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008
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guitar face

The look on a guitar player's face while playing, usually looks like said person is using their instrument to masturbate.

John Mayer is notorious for this look...
"My God, I hope I never have guitar face"

"Wow, John Mayer sure has guitar face huh?"

"I mistook a John Mayer concert as a porno due to his excessive guitar face!"

"Man, you look like John Mayer with all that guitar face..."
by Andrew MS January 4, 2009
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my face is on my face

"A penny saved is a penny earned"
"Mathematics, in it's own way, is the poetry of logical ideas"
"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. "
"To be or not to be is the question"
"MY FACE IS ON MY FACE!!!1!"
by Stuffattack April 28, 2010
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