facepie

when you shove a pie in someones and then cum on them.

she was being a bitch, so i facepied her.

by lolobert June 7, 2013

Fica Faceplant

when you face plant, trip, fall, lick cunt on accident or purpose. this occurs often with rowdy drunken shitshow behavior.

I was fica faceplanting all over roma last night.

That rug muncher was fica faceplanting on that bitch.

by Timmy Tequila October 9, 2007

My twitbook facespace

All various forms of social networking sites, including, but not limited to Twitter, Facebook, and myspace.

"I can't believe you're dumping me. I'm gonna post this on my twitbook facespace!"

by Doombabies August 30, 2009

facespace

Someone who is a close talker. They put their face close to yours and you can feel their breath on your face. There is usually 1-15cm between your face and theirs.

friend 1: Hey have you noticed somthing annoying about how alwin talks?

friend 2: Yeah he's really facespace. I think he had curry for lunch. I could smell it in his breath.

by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick August 22, 2008

Facepack

Facebook for the older generation

I'm just going to Facepack uncle Alan.

by ocean70 July 10, 2011

facepalm

An old played out meme which is overused by adolescents on several internet forums. It is an expression which is equivalent in stupidity to telling a Chuck Norris joke, and is often invoked after a person believes something another person has said or done is incredibly stupid and/or misguided.

Person #1: I hate hippies.
Person #2: *facepalm*
Person #1: I can see now that you're a total douche. Bye.

by Johnson Johnson February 19, 2008

Facepussy

The act of enjoying a well deserved meal; Eating heartily

Last night I had some awesome facepussy

by Mattress0991 March 6, 2009