Facebook 

A newer type of website that reveals your last name to people and lets them know your state, city, and even school. It also includes crappy apps slow messaging system, owners who try to make it more like Myspace only it is MUCH MORE watered down basically a website that will always be Myspaces bitch and nothing more!

"Hey Ted wanna stalk that one hot chick in our History Class?"
"Sure Gage I just got a Facebook today!!!"

Facebook by Kyogre Steel December 10, 2009

facebook 

An intelligent person's alternative to myspace

Dude #1: Yo bro, you send me that thing on myspace?
Dude #2: Myspace is for whores bro, get a facebook

facebook by Babadoo October 7, 2007

facebook 

Contrary to earlier definitions, it is now open to high school students.

Much better than MySpace. It's a better protector against potential rapists.

1)My favorite website is Facebook! I'm on it all the time!

2)Yeah, the "private" option on my profile kept that dude that was following me from finding out where I live.

facebook by facebookerforever January 18, 2009

Facebook 

A website people use to share things about their lives when no one actually gives a sh*t.

Guy #1: Oh did you see Bob's new status on facebook?
Guy#2: Yeah.
Guy #1: Did you care that he can't masturbate when the cat is staring at him?
Guy#2: No.
Guy#1: Me neither.

Facebook by Bob hates cats December 12, 2010

Facebook 

A social networking site, similar to myspace, et. al that is usable ONLY by certain college students and highschoolers. In other words, a private little elitest club for students afraid to leave their campuses, even online. Hard to believe, but there are interesting people in this world who aren't in college! -crowd gasps-

Dude, facebook is cooler than myspace - there's no ads!

I shoulda written that essay instead of facebooking last night.

Facebook by kirE May 4, 2006

facebook 

a thinking man or woman's MySpace.

MySpace is ghetto whereas Facebook is suburban.

facebook by xoga October 26, 2008

Facebook 

The successor to MySpace, a 2000's decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.

As MySpace is to the 2000s, Facebook is to the 2010s.

Facebook by kyw3directconn October 22, 2011