flooridiculous

The sudden urge to lay on the floor. The feeling that makes you want/need to lay on the floor (specifically).

*Claimed* This was an invented term as the word for this random and probably common desire remains unclassified!! :)

“I feel flooridiculous right now” “Don’t be flooridiculous” “I think I’m getting really flooridiculous” “I am a little flooridiculous but I will feel better once I’m on the floor” “sometimes you just need to be flooridicufied” 😂

by Flooridiculous Bish September 5, 2022

FLOOR SUSHI

when your chopsticks accidently fell to the floor

Ayyydin(example name): oh no, i dropped my chopsticks on the floor, i did a FLOOR SUSHI, oh no

by TheOnePieceIsReal February 28, 2023

Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.

Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.

by Putzppoomer November 17, 2016

Reverse Floor Machine

The act of defecating in the soap compartment of a floor cleaning machine. This causes anal excrement to be sprayed on the floor, as a substitute to the regular soap, when the floor machine is in use.

Anthony: "Did you see the floors? They are brown and smelly!"

Drew: "Yeah, I think someone used a Reverse Floor Machine on them, I would know."

by 50K All Day July 15, 2018

milwaukee floor buffer

A better version of the Wisconsin floor buffer. It involves quolls and toads. It doesn’t take much to figure out who comes out of the losing end on that one. Spoiler alert toads suck.

“Tommie if you don’t figure out how to spell your name Imma Milwaukee floor buffer yo toad behind”- worlds best quoll

by asssucker.48 November 29, 2018

Bathroom floor

Where most people go to cry or twerk

I’m very upset
I’m going to the bathroom floor

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Fourth Floor of Hicks

The "Fourth Floor of Hicks" is a myth associated with the Freshmen dormitory building called Hicks existing at Grove City College, a conservative Christian college in Grove City, PA. A common theory is that the Fourth Floor exists within its own pocket dimension within Hicks, and that if one is able to put together some secret code hidden within the building, the Fourth Floor will manifest behind one of the doors of Hicks. Though the Fourth Floor of Hicks has never been definitively discovered, certain handful of people have claimed to have had crazed dreams related to the Fourth Floor. Common reported details include seeing a lone empty wooden chair, ghostly people, and shadowy humanoid creatures that crawl on all fours. The Fourth Floor is often described as a grim, long, and seemingly unending rectangular wooden platform existing in a dark void. A less common but occasionally reported detail is that if you walk down the platform of the Fourth Floor long enough, you'll find a large metallic box-like structure with a locked door. Dreamers of the Fourth Floor who have reported this detail often claim that in their dreams they always had the key to the door, but always as if this room was even more forbidden than the Fourth Floor itself, and never had the courage to open it. Though most details about the Fourth Floor of Hicks come from reports of unusual dreams, there have been rare instances of speak of hearing faint footsteps above the third floor of Hicks...

"Man, I wonder if the Fourth Floor of Hicks is simply myth or reality.

by Dr. Sucas January 24, 2023