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Flesh Baguette

The slang term for a French man's penis
Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.
by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019
mugGet the Flesh Baguettemug.

flesh scabbard

a flesh scabbard is a person usually a female that has a body count of at least ten and wears revealing clothes every where she goes.

This insult is usually said by that one nerdy friend that fences and is into medieval times.
YOUR MOTHER IS A FLESH SCABBARD!!!”
by ur moms a hoee November 14, 2019
mugGet the flesh scabbardmug.

flesh muzzle

The insertion of one's penis into another's mouth to shut them the fuck up.
If she doesn't shut the fuck up I'm about to give her a flesh muzzle.
by donkey13 March 1, 2015
mugGet the flesh muzzlemug.

scramble flesh

Term from the early 1990's, when one watches a pornographic cable channel which is "scrambled". Often times this means the sound is perfect, but the vertical hold, and color fluctuates rapidly.
My mom walked in on me masturbating to scramble flesh.

On Saturday? I just stayed home and watched scramble flesh.
by octavius March 10, 2004
mugGet the scramble fleshmug.

Flesh Caterpillar

A penis. Specifically one of exceptional girth and a rumpled foreskin.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.
Sorry, Pat's mum isn't available right now- she's playing the flesh caterpillar.

I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.
by SpaceAsstronaut November 24, 2019
mugGet the Flesh Caterpillarmug.

flesh dump

A birth that is undesired, or a non-affectionate term for childbirth.
When that girl had a baby at prom and then threw it in the trash, she had the nerve to call it a flesh dump.
by apink May 26, 2010
mugGet the flesh dumpmug.

Flesh Prison

the first boss of the ULTRAKILL level P-1: SOUL SURVIVOR, the second being Minos Prime
cool, i fought Flesh Prison, now i need to fight Minos Prime
by podemb October 3, 2023
mugGet the Flesh Prisonmug.

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