Festival Tent

The completely under the cover sanctuary during sexual intercourse.

We had such a fun time under the festival tent last night.

by psychostick321321 June 2, 2011

firefly festival

A summer music festival in Dover, Delaware. Filled with old sweaty men on acid, fratboys, and alcohol abuse.

Dude, let's chug some brewskis and mosh to indie at Firefly Festival

by okeydokeys June 30, 2015

festival tan

The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.

Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.

by danderzion October 18, 2013

Festival

The preferred term for a Faire. Often used for Renaissance themed events.

Person 1: I had a blast at the Koroneburg Renaissance Faire yesterday!

Person 2: Don't you mean festival?

by RenFan19345 October 16, 2018

festival crack

That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.

"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"

"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."

by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021

Ratchet Banana Festival

It's Conspiracy; Shook af

Bryan: Did you goto the Ratchet Banana Festival?
Dylan: I don't want to talk about it.

by JuiceTinTime March 14, 2018

Festive Peppermint Slurpee

An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.

Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!

Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025