The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.
Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.
by danderzion October 18, 2013
Get the festival tanmug. The most feral chick you have ever laid eyes upon. The worst looking female creature. So bad that it can burn your eyes.
by CappyDog September 11, 2021
Get the Festival Xmug. by HippieFl1p April 5, 2022
Get the Festival Legendmug. by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 20, 2021
Get the Festival Nightmug. by Stone Doftin January 28, 2021
Get the cap festivalmug. by Ohio Washington June 20, 2022
Get the festive winkmug. by danielmartin2006 December 24, 2019
Get the festive sluttingmug.