existential threat

Something that will destroy humanity and even the Earth. This is often pushed by the media to get everybody paranoid for ratings.

An existential threat can be a nuclear Holocaust that never happens.

by Me Roboto December 15, 2022

Excusedward

An Edward that always gives excuses.

Edward: I’m sorry man, I just can’t make it because I have an exam tomorrow
John: oh here we go again, Excusedward.

by Notahorribleboss January 7, 2023

Troll Excuse

An excuse used for when someone says a stupid thing and later uses an excuse that says they were trolling to make themselves look smarter and seek to defend or justify.

A: I do not like Minecraft, IMO.
B: I HATE YOU FOR NOT LIKING MINECRAFT
C: Calm down, it is his opinion.
D: Do you know what IMO means? It means (in my opinion), now grow up and respect opinions
B: I TROLLED U NOOBS
D: Really, a troll excuse?

C: Good job, I hope you feel better now honey!

by MightyandSonic January 1, 2015

deadpool excuse

Lying to a girl when breaking up you have cancer and that you don't want to ruin her life at your expense.

"Hey what happened to that girl you were dating?"

"I ended it using the deadpool excuse, so i got off scot free.

by lilengine April 25, 2017

non-existant hairline

when your hairline is so far back it disappears!

Aryanna has a non-existant hairline because i cant see where her hair starts😂

by non-existant hairline February 9, 2018

Non-existantSexualOrientation

Non-existantSexualOrientation (NSO) is a community where you make up non-existant sexualities that invalidates other sexual orientations.

Girl 1: Hey girl 2, may I ask what your sexual orientation is?
Girl 2: Yep! I'm part of the Non-existantSexualOrientation! I'm animesexual :)

by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 8, 2021

ess exist

A kid who really loves giving top to other fellow wrestlers.

Ess exist gave me top yesterday at practice.

by HuddyTuddy May 26, 2021